Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't....

By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By exiledliscense - 09/11/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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Drunk level: 2000

By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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Helicopter parents

By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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Unloved

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Bruh. - 12/07/2021 04:01

Today, despite the fact that I've lived alone for four years, and have a well-paid job, my father is still whining about, "Why am I still playing video games at age 32?" FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 9:55

"alright time's up, let's do this LEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENKINSSSSSSSS" "God dammit Leeroy" "At least I have chicken"

xkelax 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 9:53

Maybe he was in a raid?

Comments

suckstomyasthmar 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 5:32

well I gueess it's bad that he made u walk 3 hours home but 1 where's ur mom? 2 y do u live 3 hrs Fromm? and 3 if he was doing a heroic daily or raid I understand I wouldn't leave either ppl get pissed a lot of the time

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 6:09

Wait for him to walk away from the computer, then quickly sell all his gear to the vendor. That'll show him.

wilt 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 7:25

YDI for not calling someone else for a ride.

gubblebum 8

Wednesday 16 September 2009 7:29

F his life! But then, he has no life.

shalvius 3

Wednesday 16 September 2009 9:28

soo, is he playing for Alliance or for the Horde?

makenzie675 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 12:06

ass wipe! tell him to grow up.

dontgiveacrap 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 13:17

How old are you? If you're under 13-14 then yeah your Dad's a dick. Any older than that, just man up and walk. You probably walk a lot farther when you're with your friends.

AITschmidt 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:31

MAN UP.

outlandish912 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 7:08

Sounds like my brother-in-law. He lets his toddler run around in a diaper sagging down to her knees for hours while he and his wife play that shit 24/7.