Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

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timtam24 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:29

Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:42

I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.

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Prissy_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:01

I think it's hilarious that NNAS is for big brother 11, not you.

dance_till_dawn 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 5:15

Take a f***ing shower!

dance_till_dawn 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 5:27

The OP does need to take a shower but # 109, Plexico, and Intoxicunt, you guys are ******* pigs! Women aren't even supposed to douche you ******* douches; it's not good for the ****** and causes raging yeast infections. And what the **** makes every man think they can use the word ****? BTW, just cause women don't douche, it doesn't mean their goddamn vaginas stink! With nicks suck as intoxicunt and niggercocks? Enough ******* said!

whatthefuckcunt 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 5:29

"And what the **** makes every man think they can use the word ****?" hmmm maybe the fact that as far as i know, **** hasn't been declared illegal as a word? ****... cunty **** **** ****.. so, i'll say whatever the **** i want, ya ****!

dreamer13 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:51

1. I feel bad for you cuz that's very rude. they should have said it straight out. 2. my name is Nataly and I havenever met someone named Natsly with a y. 3. if my friends did that I'd slap them and then never talk to them again. 4. I hope u take more showers 5. u need new friends 6. good luck!

varkey 7

Friday 9 April 2010 8:22

that is disgusting, take more showers #29 go kill yourself

christa953 12

Monday 17 May 2010 4:46

99 is stupid

DareToDream7 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:25

I love showers, showers are awesome. you feel so clean afterwards and its all warm and steamy, its great. I admit, after I had jaw surgery I was feeling really weak (I was drinking through a syringe for a week and a half) but I still managed to shower every other day. During the school year I shower everyday but during the summer if I'm not going anywhere I shower every other day. Its not that hard.