Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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timtam24 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:29

Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:42

I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.

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xTinyLovex 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:31

YDI for having bad hygiene, you nasty. Seriously, you should know better.

rafaelaugusto94 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:40

stands for National Navigation Awards Scheme i guess but in this case it means what you said

Kittylilstar 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:26

Well i'm not someone who usually says YDI, but YDI if you don't shower daily. Sure it wasn't the most mature idea for your friends to make a code, but it could have been worse, they could have made a scene about it in front of everyone to humillate you, and if they are really your friends then probably they didn't tell you that you need a shower cause they wouldn't want you to take it as an offence, cause some people would.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:34

well you should shower regularly and if they were your real friends they would of told you straight up. but ydi for needing a shower

Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:58

Did any of you ever think that maybe her friends were just messing with her? People do this kind of stuff all the time just to piss people off. Duh.

lifeislife_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:24

And I bet you're a ******* idiot. And I didn't have to stereotype for that one unlike you did.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:34

Shower more. Some people have naturally oily skin or hair. If you're one of those people, you need to take care of it. Not that hard... Because, by the sounds of it, it seems like you're NOT one of the people who need to shower less, or shower averagely.

oliveolive_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:59

use perfume, bodyspray, cologne, scented soap, shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, deodorant, perscripted deodorant, toothpaste, mouth watch, gum, hand sanitizer, febreeze, glad, etc. Just stay in the shower and don't come back out until you smell like flowers or something nice, not when your stench can make the room hurl