Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

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timtam24 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:29

Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:42

I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.

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pepper2394 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:17

Make friends with guys that smell worse than you...then they won't notice. PS. Take a shower.

amstillives 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:17

YDI for being hydrophobic!!! And playing with your toothbrush.. BiTCH...

dmmd8686 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

have you showered yet? or are you just reading the replies to your post?

ky_stone22 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:22

If you just naturally smell funny, definately FYL. I do know this girl that's a shower freak, but just smells rank all the time. If that's the case, a bunch of deodorant and some perfume would probably help. If you're one of those greaseballs that's never heard of the word "soap", then YDI (but I don't think you deserve it just because you spell your name differently...).

mizuki123 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:12

There is a disease(if that's how you spell it) that makes you smell really bad even if you shower constantly.You guys can't just jump to conclusions saying she doesn't take showers. Maybe she does but can't help it.. Maybe the girl you know has it?

AshleyRose784 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:26

take the hint. if it's bad enough that they have an abbreviation for it you must really smell.

horsiigurl 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:31

what does being asian have to do with this?!?!?! you ******* bloody racist!

horsiigurl 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:37

i think the way you spell your name is unique, unlike those ppl with bob, ben, mary, jill, etc as their names.

MrRandomness 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:40

Oh my god. Shower regularly and stop feeling sorry for yourself. You are the only one responsible for this happening and it doesn't belong on this website.