By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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Xaos 0

If she's a vegetarian she *SHOULD* suck dick.. where else will she get her much needed proteïn?

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missmurderx 8

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LittleMissMack 0

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blueandpurpleroc 4

o-o just ewh.

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ksimmons1124 0

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JaneChemi_fml 21

there's NT wrong with her liking oral. everyone has different preferences. and yes even us bigger girls are attractive to some people. not everyone has to be a coat rack :)

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nevergiveinever 19

some of us girls just like to wait to do things like that when we're in a relationship. if the relationship isn't going anywhere, then I'm definitely not going to do naughty things with that person. I would rather wait and see if they're going to stick around before doing dirty things with them that could turn into mistakes if they don't stay or just turn into a horrible person.

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texmas 0

Unless you are regularly going down on her, you have no standing to complain. Like the ****** gap wasn't wide enough without men expecting free head. Use a condom, and you're fine.

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Lucicx0 0

HAHA what does she think your dicks a sausage, and yea screw vegetarians.

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EriccaLuv 0

there's nothing wrong with vegetarians WTF

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jeffandjeff 22

Except for the fact they don't eat meat.

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JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Ditch that bitch. Next to sex, eating is the most sensual thing there is. If she's not adventurous in the kitchen, it goes without saying that she won't be adventurous in the bedroom. Tell her to grow up and put her big girl panties on....well, actually tell her to pull them off and join the party ;)

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TBR 0

It is not the first time I've heard of this. And #6 they are not the same thing at all.

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krishna1791 0

yeah, i've actually used that excuse before. @ 14, why screw vegetarians? unless you had a girlfriend who didn't suck you off because SHE was vegetarian, you should back off 15, 17, 18: you're assholes.

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b0ss42nine 0

you do realize you ARE number 18 right? idiot

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moralpolice 0

#11. That's pretty funny.

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mleeb 0

This is fmylife.com NOT a site for that load of balls you've just published. Take that crap elsewhere.

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