By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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Seegtease 0

...that's the lamest reason ever. She could just say, yanno, "I don't really want to."

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LittleMissMack 0

lol @ #18 you called yourself an asshole.

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legitasaurusrex 0

your hat is ugly.

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marryjaneex0 7

^ew ... your a bitch

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Makismo 0

Well how much more natural and meat free can you get than semen? Tell her that! lol

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ThatAznKiddEric 0

Damn man, girls have the worst and most hurtful excuses. wtf is wrong with saying no

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alex_vik 0

Well, that's what happens when you date a vegetarian. Don't expect them to make sense.

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cimcr8zee 0

Semen is vegetarian, but not vegan. If she is vegetarian, she was just using that as an excuse. And as someone with personal experience, some vegetarians are plenty adventurous in the bedroom...

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0___0 9

"If she's a vegetarian she *SHOULD* suck dick.. where else will she get her much needed proteïn?" ikr i'm a vegetarian but I always make an exception for mah man meat <3_<3 !~

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