By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 047
You deserved it 31 136

Same thing different taste

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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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@#94- the fact that she makes up an excuse to not do it means she'll to it for other things in life. That's Fail. I'd hate that in a partner. A "no I don't want to" is better.

#69, CRAP, you're right. >.< Got my terms mixed up...but I haven't taken bio since 7th grade. Thanks for the correction. Also, heh-heh, 69.

Blind_Ninja 0

I don't want to sound like a dick or anything, but if I was with a girl who refused to give me head, then I wouldn't stay with her for long. I don't have any problems going down on a girl. However, if a girl doesn't want to go down on me, then either she needs to be okay with me getting head elsewhere or then she needs to be okay with me dumping her because of that. I happen to like ********. Depending on the person, I happen to sometimes like ******** more than sex. If ******** aren't an option, I don't see myself in a long term relationship with that person.

BurnMaster 0

#64: "I believe in sex after marriage, not before" - Well, speaking as a married guy I can tell you it's pretty much a myth. D: FML!

I'm a vegetarian and I suck **** all the time... and I love it. Then again I'm also a guy and I'm gay but still... tell her to stop being a bitch she's not chewing your **** and swallowing it and digesting it lol. **** meat is vegetarian-friendly

#102 : "I'm a vegetarian and I suck **** all the time... " I love this sentence !

Your girlfriend is an idiot, if thats why she won't anyway.

DDDDana 0

#99-You're a freaking jerk. Seriously, just because a girl doesn't want to give you head you'd break up with her? Isn't there more important things in relationships? Like love and companionship maybe? Get a freaking life.

Well if she is a vegetarian then she defiantly should suck you off... and swallow. Probably needs all the vitamins and protein she can get! And wtf? Sucking dick is eco-friendly. And no animals were harmed in the process of extracting it. So wtf??