By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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Amkii 0

#52 - Yeah it sucks, doesn't it? That's just the way the world is headed, I guess. (No puns intended). #s 65 and 63 - lol! I agree!

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spankyness 0

@ #13 what are you talking about? ****** gap is soo much more in the girls favor we deserve head... Every time my girlfriend make love she orgasms at least twice to my once, to make it even I deserve head once for every time we make love lucky for her its not sommin we care to keep score for

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IxamxStatic 0

#31 and 44 I <3 you. I'm a vegetarian and I give head, and before when I was vegan I did. But what the guy eats does pass into the semen (and can alter the taste). It's her beliefs, don't dump her for them. Wear a condom if you're that desperate but if she's really not comfortable doing that yet, don't pressure her into it. Maybe talk to her about it.

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fb_fml 0

I agree #44 #47 - a zygote is a fused egg and sperm; a sperm alone is a germ cell or gamete. #67 - I think #13 was referring to the fact that there's a considerable percentage of women (I think 30%?) who have never had an ******. Also, most women do not ****** every time they have intercourse, and most women cannot get an ****** from just vaginal intercourse (they need clitoral stimulation). I guess good for your girlfriend?

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ionelementz112 0

Since she won't let you put it in her mouth, she has to let you put it in her butt.

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almosted 0

I once asked my vegetarian girlfriend if the reason she hadn't given me head yet was because she was a vegetarian. She told me that it was more because we had been going out for two weeks. Needless to say that one didn't last long.

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krishna1791 0

it's not about the semen btw. it's mostly a joke, the chick probably just doesn't want to give him a bj

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iammeanttolive 0

I am just going to second what #42 said. She's probably not ready, and if all you want her for is sex than you're an asshole.

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S_S_D_D 0

There are too many comments to read through, I agree with what every one said.

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