By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

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Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
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thrifting 18

If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be ******* anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!

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pheebs314 17

I wouldn't want to have sex with a menstrual cup in... That sounds like a good way to end up explaining to a doctor why you have a menstrual cup lodged in your cervix.

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merpherp 7

Depends how old you are op. I'm a proud owner of my red wings.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Now matter how old she is, it's her mother's house, and her mother's rules.

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merpherp 7

It's more understandable when you're older but yeah it is the parents house and a real man loves his woman everyday of the month :)

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seacadet 18

"Love" and "******* her on her period" are two different things.

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merpherp 7

I love my girlfriend but **** your mother :)

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EpicSquishii 21

Wah I can't have a boy spend the night in my parent's house. Can't say I disagree with your moms logic. Sounds responsible of her in my opinion. Good parenting, and she's funny too.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

It's only responsible if she's young. For all we know OP is a 24 year old university graduate who can't afford to move out

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EpicSquishii 21

Still weird having someone come over for the sole purpose of screwing your offspring.

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poptart840 5

"Valentines day weekend" I don't think he was coming over specifically for the "sole purpose of screwing her offspring."

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EpicSquishii 21

I think that's what adult sleepovers entail. Particularly romantic ones between established couples. Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure that spending the night for a "romantic" evening isn't going to involve him sleeping on the couch or in the guest bedroom after dinner.

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blutigenbonbon 10

.... I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

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teareb 9

As long as she is under her parents roof they are in charge of who can "sleep" over. Do you really blame the parents for not wanting their daughter having sex in their house.

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Satoaoi 13

you should have saw that coming. what mom does that I mean she doesn't want no damn grand kids this early on. and on valentines weekend there's obviously gonna be sex going on. also yes some men do that. it's disgusting If u ask me

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Squygm 7

Assuming you are currently sexually active, regular sex is had with vaginal mucus to begin with, so i don't see how throwing a little blood in there is so much more disgusting.

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Sputnikspak 13

Not to mention that there is less blood involved with having sex on your period most days than there is when you lose your virginity. Why miss a week's worth of sex when you can keep some baby wipes on hand and get down?

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Anikaaaaa 31

I always hate when people just assume every girl has to bleed a lot when she loses her virginity. I don't know a single one of my friends that bled, honestly bleeding seems like something went wrong and the girl wasn't relaxed and in the mood enough.

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jakeowns2 3

"when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead"

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MRVOlivia 22

That was a senior quote in my school yearbook last year. They didn't realize until it was too late.

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RoxasTheNobody 3

Maybe you should stop ******* your boyfriend at 12 years old? Your mum can hear him crying like a bitch through the walls.

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rahrah27 10

It's so good to be out of home and not have to worry about parents being strict. I know other people who were allowed to have sleepovers with their boyfriends but my parents would never allow it. And before anyone goes judging me, I'm 18 and have been with my boyfriend for 2 1/2 years. Not exactly promiscuous. FYL, OP

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EpicSquishii 21

You shouldn't feel like you have to worry about strangers judging you on the internet. No need to explain yourself. Besides, the crazies are going to call you a ***** anyway because you're not married. Normal people couldn't care less because they've got their own lives to live

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Sputnikspak 13

My parents wouldn't have let my boyfriend sleep over when I was first dating him, but after I turned 18? They didn't give a rat's ass. Mom said she couldn't complain, she was married just after her 18th birthday (didn't have kids for another ten years), pretty much to get her out of her parents' house. I can't have kids - not that we knew that until two years ago - but my parents trusted me to be informed and precautions. And they knew I was on birth control from age 15, because of issues with painful/heavy periods, even though I didn't have sex until I turned 18. I'm lucky to have relatively liberal parents (they are, after all, the only people who talk to my gay, cross-dressing cousin, who has been disowned by her parents, ignored by the rest of Dad's siblings, and embraced by a select few of my cousins). However, after eight years together, if I spend the night at his parents' house when his parents are home, he gets sent to sleep in the basement while I sleep in his room. We usually stay there to watch their dog, though - his Dad is a film producer, they're probably gone about two months out of the year to film festivals and awards and crap.

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