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By Tallow101 - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 855
You deserved it 6 667

Same thing different taste

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XCarCrashHeartsX 0

Well, that is a reasonable question, you are putting your life at stake...

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It is possible I guess that they were trying to remind you how dangerous it is and that no amount of money could make-up for a lost child..?

It's sounds kind of like they were just pointing out how you will be risking your life. If they were legitimately more interested in the money though, then FYL.

Let's hope there joking wouldn't want a "misfortunate" event... I'm kidding that's ****** thoigh

you get 400,000 IF you are wearing all your ppe AND deployed