Kids: Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after...

By Username - 23/08/2011 15:55 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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krazy_glu3 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:56

Hopefully they didn't play in the 'mud' either...

KushMastaDisasta 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:58

FYL for letting your kids go into the play area at McDanks.

Comments

TheTweaker 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:30

None of you guys understand this FML. The FML isn't that her kids played in pee, it's that they're eating lunch at McDonalds.

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:48

"Would you like flies with that?"

FunnyGuy5051 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:19

88 by any chance do u live in tumcumcari, new mexico

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:19

YDI for letting them play in there in the first place. My daughter gets mad but ive never so much as let her step foot in those room. They never get cleaned. You have no idea how many toddlers have leaky diaper/training pants that ooze urine and fecal matter everywhere or how many toddlers that are being potty trained that dont make it out in time. On top of that parents probably never inform employees it needs cleaned in there when there is an accident, as I would guess you didnt mention to them either. So gross. /gag

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:04

I agree! Read my comment, it's close to what you said but, I came back & read the comments after I posted! Those play things are gross! You're right, they never clean them! Thumbs up!

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:27

#93 Ive heard of that also.

HexRay 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:32

Pee puddles or playlands?

JustBecause1985 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:40

You deserved this. First, you willing fed your children garbage, and are setting them up for a life of eating crap food, which will lead to obesity. Also, you didn't supervise your children, in a public play area, where they could have been hurt, or kidnapped. I feel sorry for them, for you fed them garbage, and now they are covered in urine and who knows what else.