Health: Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal...

By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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XXXL

By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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xolotl 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:19

So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.

mariasaur 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:24

If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.

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Scrambles 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 5:01

I agree with #3.

17Master 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:12

You just got self-owned. Congrats, man.

bucketgirl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:16

Asshole. I don't care what gender are you. I'm considered chubby by a lot of people and then they're stumped to find out I wear the same size pants as them.

stargirl14 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:05

YDI for calling your friend fat you bitch

erinoty 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:03

Wow. You sound like a bitch. In which case, YDI.

naroushh 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:14

YO DONT CALL UR FRIENDS FAT CALL THEM OBEISSE LIKE U R !!!!!!!!

englishteadrinke 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:39

geez wat kind of freind are you?

sarahface55 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 7:01

you're an absolutely amazing friend honey. calling her your "fat friend." i bet those pants are going to get a little tight around the waist sometime soon. karma's a bitch.

sarahface55 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 7:13

for a few unimportant people on this list, you do not need to be anorexically skinny to be healthy. i weigh 112 pounds and i have always felt this way. if they become unhealthy, then they should lose weight for them, but not to make it easier on YOUR EYES. and a few others, there are many different opinions on "fat." you can't go up to someone and say, "you're fat" like it's a well stated fact. you are an awful, terrible friend.