By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
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Same thing different taste

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bbgirlXD 6

Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .

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asktherunes 4

Must have been sugar free. Gotta watch that sorbitol

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iloveweed69 7

you could of just brush your teeth

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Sweetener is in a lot of mints and other candy these days. Too much will give you the runs for sure, so you deserve it, OP

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sarahbear992 6

how about you use that thing that's probably collecting dust in you bathroom. it's called a toothbrush. and then to make your breath minty and your teeth HEALTHY (I'm guessing they aren't if you need to use a whole pack of mints) you can dust off that unused tube of toothpaste. problem solved..

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Kat_like_meow 2

Thats why you go with gum!

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bubo_fml 10

A 'Curiously Strong' case of Altoid diarrhea!

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V4mp1r3_K4t 7

Too much artificial sweetener will do that.

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