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By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
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bbgirlXD 6

Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .

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wriptidez 0

they were the sugar free ones huh

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SLEinTN 7

OP most likely did brush her teeth and wasn't aware that he/she was throwing down all of the breath mints. First dates are stressful.

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CRC_101 31

"You're doin' it wrong!" xD Ahem. Brushing every day and a couple mints would have been just fine ^_~ Don't overdo it on dates! It CAN go wrong!

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Scrts 3

Next time read the text on the package. Most of the times, You're warned that abuse of those mints cause diarrhea.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

I bet your farts smelt as fresh as the summit at Mt Everest

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rajesh80103 0

then take entire strip of anti-diarrheal drugs... then everything will set right ;-)

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