By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
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bbgirlXD 6

Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .

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islander03 5

Damn! How stink is your breath?!?! And just when u thought you got rid of the smell on your top side here it comes out the rear end

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Clamcreepy 7

Only reason I can understand you eating a whole pack of breath mints after you brushed your teeth (which I'm sure you did and just wanted to make it smell even fresher) is if you have a bad case of halitosis. if not Just brush your teeth regular throw some mouth wash in your mouth and take 1 breath mint. No for the over exaggerated breath and fresh smelling *****

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2O12 6

Overdosing anything is never a good thing. /:

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Supergirl2012 4

that's what ya get when you don't brush your teeth!!

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mkaybabyy90 0

At least you'll still have minty fresh breath!

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Enslaved 36

Overkill on those mints! Haha I've eaten a whole roll of Breath Savers and never had any problems. Perhaps it's also a combination of being nerves? That can also cause stomach problems. (:

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EndGame907 3

Agree I usually have stomach problems when I'm too busy being nerves.

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skittlesmeep 4

Sugar free breath mints are sweet cause the sweetener is a laxative.. lol sucks for you

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joyc3 10

Why the heck would you even do that??? If you did not have time to brush your teeth (ew), what made you think that eating the whole pack of mints would be good? A few pieces is enough... Sorry, but YDI, OP...

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thisblowsaton 4

Why not just brush your teeth, and use mouthwash? Bring some gum?

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