Miscellaneous: Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't...

By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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By JacksWag4 - 16/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Romulus

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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Epic prank bro

By Rachel - 20/07/2012 05:13 - United States

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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Tasty punishment

By Anonymous - 03/06/2023 06:00

Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML

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By TSampson - 11/06/2009 11:51 - United States

Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

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By Star_Wars_Lover - 26/04/2016 15:34 - United States - Dallas

Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML

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Embarrassment

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 21:35 - Sweden - Staffanstorp

Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML

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Charming dude

By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 02:39 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

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By grieving - 05/07/2021 12:01 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML

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ColdplaySucks 18

Friday 15 March 2013 5:31

Well **** that.

CammyGal 26

Friday 15 March 2013 5:34

Yeah, because you had total control over how and when you were born, right?

Comments

kellyrose0322 13

Friday 15 March 2013 11:36

That's ridiculous. The thought shouldn't have even crossed your mind. It's not even like $3500 is an insane amount of money. The joy of having children is priceless.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Friday 15 March 2013 17:15

If I were offered 3500 with the condition that I had to be "fixed" I would jump at it. Then again I don't want kids.

d4m4s74 12

Friday 15 March 2013 11:37

It doesn't state when you have to get the vasectomy. Take the money and get it done when you decide not to have kids.

Omnomnymous 10

Friday 15 March 2013 11:45

Well OP, he didn't say before or after so your dreams of having kids are safe for the time being..

blackcatbadluck 9

Friday 15 March 2013 11:46

Ssome people just want a last laugh..Dead or alive.

allhailCaesar 1

Friday 15 March 2013 11:53

Thats when you go to where he is buried and piss on his grave

skyeyez9 24

Friday 15 March 2013 14:02

Spray paint a giant penis on his headstone.

charvisioku 22

Friday 15 March 2013 11:55

What an arsehole. Old bastard probably just thought he was being hilarious.

To_Die_For 7

Friday 15 March 2013 12:34

Sorry but I gotta say your grandfather has issues...

PhishloverA 14

Friday 15 March 2013 12:55

Promise to use the money for that but cross your fingers, and then use it on something you want. For me I'd use it to help myself buy a car

jazzmancarron 11

Friday 15 March 2013 12:58

challenge it in court

vladimirnabokov 15

Friday 15 March 2013 12:58

I'd out that money away. Maybe like 10 years down the line after you might be married and already have kids, you might not wanna have any more and decide to go with a vasectomy. Then you've got the money on hand.