By Ethan - 17/10/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
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LemonadePink 0

Maybe you transform into a cat at night and have no recollection of this. Mystery solved.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Note: You have just been terrorised by the Feline Bog Monster from Outer Space.

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perdix 29

I can see why someone would want to shit on your floor, but why would they shave their cat at the same time? Are you sure it was cat fur and not human hair from the area named for a cat?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

If the OP has a crazy stalker, she might have broken into his house and gotten a sexual charge from ******** on his floor. Maybe she shaved her "cat" hoping to get some from the OP, but couldn't stand the smell she left and hurried back out the window.

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mirage24_fml 0

Must have been a hellofa night. Don't remember a thing, do you?

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OHIOxRAIN 0

Wait...how do you know it was a cat?

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Soup_fml 0

Funny, this is just the reverse of my story that was rejected a couple weeks ago. Mine was about my blind indoor cat peeing on my quilt, falling out my 2nd story window, getting beat up by some stray cat outside, then smearing crap across the carpet when I brought her back in.

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Soup_fml 0

Uh oh, somebody's cranky.

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Zomlette 0

Yes. It is you. Also, these stories don't have much in common, except they're both about cats.

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Giselle468 0

That doesn't really SOUND like your story. And honestly, how is your story a fml? Are you mad that the cat pissed and shit on your carpet? Or are you sad that your cat is dead?

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spellfire 0

Muahaha, but it looks like a cat owns you!

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