By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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alex6946 10

why don't you use makeup remover and nail polish remover? it simplifies things.

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shithappens2memo 0

so did said mother not watch op's kid? or think it was too damn funny to stop her xD

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kofinater 3

It sounds like this was done over night, idk about you but i don't think parents usually stay awake every night hovering over their child's bed to "watch them".

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cloudia32 6

It's the thought that counts?

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CockRocket 0

Don't leave flyers for drag queen bars around then and then say its for a job when asked about it.

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TheBinksOhhhh13 0

Don't worry , you look GORGEOUS !:)

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shepy27 0

Aw that's cute sucks to be you tho

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NufSaid 0

My sister did the same to me. except she painted my toe nails to.

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Bigdawg42 8

Toenails isn't hard to hide, just put on shoes. Fingernails, that would be hard unless it was cold enough to wear gloves

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AuroraHope 0

Aw, that sucks. How did the interview go? Where was your partner during all this instead of watching your daughter?

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a7x_RoCk3r 12

"Today, i awoke..." I'm guessing sleeping.

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ajsciri4 0

an apology and the truth should make him understand

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