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By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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Thursday 28 March 2013 9:59

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

boofgall 16

Thursday 28 March 2013 10:00

"And he's making you hard?"

Comments

rg350dx 29

Thursday 28 March 2013 13:56

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there! With a divorce lawyer!

OlgaCornmuffin 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:24

and apparently the girl from 3C! lol

Jakespeed207 4

Saturday 30 March 2013 8:10

AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?!?!

fischerxx 10

Thursday 28 March 2013 14:28

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jem970 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 14:31

Ok to all the people who think he's trolling his wife. The guy in the commercial never said "baby you're making me hard." He is obviously cheating. OP, once a cheater always a cheater. It doesn't matter if he has seen her in person or it hasn't progressed past phone sex, if you want try and save your marriage. If not you deserve better. No one should be cheated on. But I do give your hubby bonus points for execution, that is a funny answer to give.