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By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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ThatOneDrummer 8

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

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onorexveritas 23

either way, dump his horny ass

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User90210 5

Jake from State Farm is at 3 in the morning

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JoeCookieRaider 5

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there! Making your husband hard.

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Pstraka6 20

Those discounts really got him going

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jessherself13 21

If only it was actually that pleasurable to talk to your car insurance agent. If you are willing to, maybe you can salvage your marriage with some counseling. If you aren't willing, maybe you should find your own "Jake."

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sierra_giggle 7

That was on a commercial for State Farm- you didn't make it up

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Joey_Fingers 4

Thats the joke you dimwit

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lonewolf621 17

Talking while your asleep and saying that?!?! Do that to him so that he knows how it feels.

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cmb8280 24

I feel super bad for you, I do... But props to your man on the quick answer!! This is some funny shit!!

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