By anonymous - 27/03/2013 23:55 - United States - Honolulu

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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ThatOneDrummer 8

So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

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Comments

Vidrill 22

Ugh, this is one of those cases that you wish it ISN'T Jake from State Farm.

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not_a_robot 15

Well, to be fair if I was a married woman I would be a little bit less worried about the failure of our marriage if my spouse was not homosexual. I still would not be okay with cheating and never will be, though.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Like a good mistress, State Farm is there!

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OlgaCornmuffin 7

your comment made me laugh out loud, because without even thinking, I sang it out loud. Lol

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Tavers 19

Hope you were at home. It would suck to be on a bus and say that...

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kait11 16

Ok let's be honest- it wasn't "Jake" But.. That was an amusing answer that he came up with. but it doesn't change the fact that he's a cheating jerk and you deserve better.

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kwyk 23

Woah woah, ease up. Don't jump to conclusions like that, how do we know it's not Jake from State Farm?

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russfml 31

Ya it could actually be jake from State Farm, if they are buddies. Guys who are comfortable with their sexuality joke around like that all the time

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DuRpY 5

Give your husband a break, "Jake" is in the hospital with "a broken arm".

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rokolodo 10

Haha I see what you did.

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Michael903 18

Was he at the hospital yesterday with a friend because the friend broke his arm? Maybe that's Jake and they are talking about the cast....

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Danyellstar 14

Is "Jake from State Farm wearing khakis" ?

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error404n0tf0und 21

fetish much?

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lena808 13

So um you totally turn me on "jake from State Farm" Bitch... I demand a refund.

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