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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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corruptionoflol 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:57

learn to drive

Dukedj 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

That sucks, maybe you shouldn't have been such an idiot though...

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reader1 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:08

The women should learn how to drive jokes were funny at first, but they're now tired and dead. Just stop.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:08

Well if you weren't on your cell phone texting, eating a whopper, doing your make-up and shaving all at the same time your life wouldn't be so ******. /make-up and shaving... shudder.

tehhotness 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:09

#18, no they can't

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:14

#21 Just because someone was in a similar situation, doesn't make it stolen. I mean, fender-benders happen quite often. You're crazy. XD

dd3_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:15

woman driver...

HurriKaty 4

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:20

Wow, you have to a pretty terrible driver to do that. YDI.

youareeffed 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:22

OMG I have done this before!!!!! It is horrible and embarassing. I pulled into a spot next to the only car in the lot that was parked and hit it. Horrible

ctemd915 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:27

This exact same thing happened to my brother once because he's an idiot. Congratulations, so are you.

youre_wrong 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:27

You must be a woman

davidomke 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:27

I once hit a teacher's parked car with my bike. Cause a $13,000 dent I went on to Aced his class twice

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