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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

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thequickredofox 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:03

Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:03

You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him

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JohnyJackhammer 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 17:48

No sweat. Blessing in disguise! You clearly bailed him out because you're a loving woman and maybe knew you were all he had to rely on. Don't get carried away and forget that you need to get rid of your compassion for him, though. The opportunity for something like this to happen, revealing this man for what he really is doesn't present itself often in life... Be happy you didn't spend many more years to come with him, fooled by the veil! Good luck

yourkiddingright_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 17:48

You should have left him there!

rdvd7 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 17:58

Shoulda left him there, there other men would be "soliciting" sex with him, in the shower.. MWAHAHAHA Anywya, sorry for you. Good luck in the future! :D

giganticbrain 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 18:47

Man....what a funny god damn joke, rdvd7. I bet you chuckled to yourself as you wrote it, and checked back often to see if others approved of it.

chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 19:09

why the hell would you bail that asshole out!

crap09 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:10

Hey, you never know, maybe she found out AFTER she bailed him out.

hogermite 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:31

must suck to know he favors strange junkie probably-STD infested prostitute ****** over yours.... And your judgement is obviously flawed from picking him as a partner in the first place, so you bailing him out isn't surprising.

wishfullthinking_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:06

I completely agree with #17, and I did the same thing-

good_life35 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:57

why the **** would you do that?

ChelseaAnn08 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:07

Uhh...why? My ex just called me to bail him out of jail...and I just laughed. You don't have any obligation to bail him out. He messed up...he can figure out a way to get out that doesn't involve you.

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