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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

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thequickredofox 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:03

Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:03

You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him

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Scotticus117 11

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:20

YDI for marrying a pimp.

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:42

Why in the HELL would you bail him out?!?! Let him SIT there! he's not your problem anymore, he's his cellmate's problem!!

XxcaptainxX 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:01

you should have let him get raped in jail

ronbprod 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 1:07

believe me marry this guy he will forget everything and he is the best choice for you

desert_dweller5 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:09

Seriously why bother? Just let him rot in jail. maybe he'd come crawling back to you but, honestly, Prison is where he belongs. he's scum. Move on.

billybobjoebob 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:29

whyyyyyy!? did you have money to waste or something?!

Persephone12 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 0:37

You're expecting sympathy from people for bailing out your soon-to-be ex-husband for solicitation charges? I want to thank you and all of the other overly malleable, Snow White complexed dunderheads for putting yet another nail in the coffin of Feminism. I can feel another pre-teen girl's innocence fluttering out the window as I type these words. *Sigh*

skandal_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:14

to #84, if you're a feminist, i hope u die. To OP : ask him for the bail money, then dump him.

MacOSXpert 7

Wednesday 23 December 2009 2:13

STFU skandal there's nothing wrong with being a feminist. Go troll somewhere else, skeez bag.

LSJNS 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:35

Lol OP's fault for not banging her husband more often.

GeekMaster6000 3

Friday 2 July 2010 6:49

You were really stupid to bail him out, OP.

hayoudumbass 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:31

your an idiot why would you bail him out

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