Miscellaneous: Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh...

By sothishappened - 20/05/2014 09:54 - United States - Joliet

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

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By muffin - 16/07/2013 12:01 - Austria

Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 20/04/2012 20:24 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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The cake from hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML

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By Cakeman - 08/11/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

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By Anoymous - 09/06/2013 06:02 - United States - Burlingame

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

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Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:41

The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.

NelaGacic 20

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:38

As long as it tasted good! :)

Comments

chromegirl666 7

Tuesday 20 May 2014 18:55

A culinary abortion! Lmao

IceCreamm_fml 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 19:17

cjwayy 22

Tuesday 20 May 2014 19:24

That's a pretty disgusting and insensitive thing to say. I'm sorry, OP.

kayteakay 26

Tuesday 20 May 2014 19:41

More yummy cake for you!

Pasha28 8

Tuesday 20 May 2014 19:46

plot twist: it was a dumpster

byefelicia1992 8

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:30

Wish, so funny. You definitely put Kevin Hart to shame. Gosh. I just can't believe how funny you are. You must be so successful in life. Kudos to you, kid.

byefelicia1992 8

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:34

*wow

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:34

Even if they were trying to be funny, what business is it of yours? It's best to keep trivial things to yourself, because now you're the one looking like an ass.

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 20 May 2014 20:03

The Sponge cake convinced the Pound cake that her eggs were beaten and whipped. Long story short, He flipped her upside down and did the Swiss Roll underneath the Sheet cake. Some eggs were broken, and since either of them had any bread they both decided to take the cake.