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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By Husband for sale - 02/06/2022 02:00

Today, I had to inform my midlife-crisis husband that the "weed" he had "scored" from his "dealer down the pub" was actually just a lot of mixed herbs. He refused to believe me and smoked it anyway, I mean, I'm only a chef in a restaurant, what do I know about herbs? He's still coughing by the way. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert

Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML

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Saturday 22 December 2012 3:13

Make special brownies next time and when he feels the effects, tell him he's being ridiculous and break his TV.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Saturday 22 December 2012 3:12

Marijuana is serious business....mkay.

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BLK161096 4

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:04

I would've thanked you..

barefootchic 6

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:05

Wouldn't he calm down once he wasn't affected whatsoever?

carminecris89 13

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:08

That's pretty douchey. I think most people would be upset about someone slipping anything in food. He may have overreacted but you definitely deserve it.

Kukironosuke 16

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:14

Screw any of you weed fans who say "what is the problem with his friend" This guy deserves it 100%. If the guy went ballistic after being told there was weed in the brownies, he obviously did not want or like drugs. Some people completely and vehemently oppose drugs, I don't care if you like drugs, or if you think they are harmless, if someone else doesn't want them, don't joke about it. If I thought for even a moment that my friend spiked my food or beverage with weed or alcohol or any type of smoking product, I would totally flip out on them. I would destroy so much of theirs that they would understand just how pissed off I was about their betrayal. A persons mind and body consumption ideals is more important and valuable than anything OP's room could have stored. I don't care if he trashed a several thousand $ computer, you don't mess with someones mind I understand that a lot of people enjoy weed, and it makes them feel good, but a lot of people find smoke and weed and alcohol to be nasty, its worse than poisoning their food, i don't care if its hidden under lots of chocolate, it's not cool

chippa 24

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:30

Bullshit. If the OP had actually put weed in the brownies, sure, they deserved all the trashing. But after the friend trashed one item, OP must have told them they were joking. The friend is moronic/dramatic/an idiot for refusing to believe them after OP took back the joke and is a complete asshole for keeping trashing the place.

Helldemon 32

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:34

Lol, you would completely trash your friends stuff if you thought they did that or as a joke? Not even having proof or knowing for sure? I would hope if that happened your "friends" would trash a bat up against your head to knock some damn sense into you, take some anger management dude.

WrongRomance 11

Saturday 22 December 2012 15:39

I have to agree, I would be rather upset. If he lied once about putting weed in your brownie, who is to say he didn't lie about not putting weed in your brownie after seeing your reaction? There are consequences to weed consumption that I wouldn't want to face willingly, much less unwillingly. Perhaps OP is a notorious liar, no one knows. But, he should have thought about the repercussions of pulling the prank.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:21

Lol ydi on this one.

88vivera 9

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:27

Why would u do that to ur friend?

KM96 24

Saturday 22 December 2012 7:13

Well some would totally agree with this being an awesome prank, but others would think that there is nothing funny about joking about drugs.

BH1126 11

Saturday 22 December 2012 14:24

I would've been mad too, especially with a career where drug testing is possible every month. YDI you douche bag!

WrongRomance 11

Saturday 22 December 2012 15:31

What a rarity to hear of someone being upset about drug consumption. Kudos to your friend. Do you have the reputation that would make that believable?