Love: Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave...

By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:45

I am a woman, and I agree- women need to communicate (just as much as men). If she didn't want the massage (who in their right mind wouldn't want a massage from their man is beyond my comprehension but whatever..) she should've said 'thanks honey but I'd like to watch this before you do that' or something to that effect. Geez. Ungrateful b*tch.

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:25

Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)

Comments

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:49

Dont annoy women when they r watching thier favorite show! I told my gf that 1 of her shows had no appeal and she flipped off on me!

HeatherHarris 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:07

hehe. i usually look a lot better than this! vote please! ♥♥

gamerdude94 1

Friday 26 June 2009 19:42

iPod touch sucks. iPhone for the win.

Gabe411036 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:46

is this a girl or guy?

melicakes 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:31

Thats really mean, just stop talking to her and see how she likes it.

Iudex 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 11:58

Looks like you got down syndrome

crazyhat 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:51

honestly as a girl I know how annoyoing it is when you are busy and a guy does stuff ( that seems like) he wants to have sex.

doggie3 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:50

Time for a divorce, number 1? Because she didn't want a massage?

indyme 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:33

Buy her a digital video recorder if she's that frigid. Plus, obviously, you have internet access. Might I suggest that she catch up later by watching them online??? Honestly, I think she's a frigid bitch. I'd give anything for my husband to put that much effort into seducing me!!!! Cheers to comment 1. Your attentions could be better spent elsewhere.

screwlife23 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:20

I hope my husband is as sweet as you. Is your wife always so.....for a lack of a better word...bitchy? if so, that sucks. don't do anything for her anymore of she doesn't appreciate it. :P