Love: Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave...

By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I can't sit down for a book or some TV without my wife coming up and moaning at me to "get a hobby, get out of the house once in a while, you never do anything anymore." I have a healthy, balanced social life, but maybe I want to relax in my own house for once. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:45

I am a woman, and I agree- women need to communicate (just as much as men). If she didn't want the massage (who in their right mind wouldn't want a massage from their man is beyond my comprehension but whatever..) she should've said 'thanks honey but I'd like to watch this before you do that' or something to that effect. Geez. Ungrateful b*tch.

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:25

Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)

Comments

taytoc 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:06

so she yells at u after u give her a nice massage? what a bitch

drewski50 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:14

what a bitch.. Divorce time :D

BeanieBGone 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:08

Dad?

angi71 4

Friday 26 August 2011 0:26

I don't know why we have to leave you guys alone when you're doing something but you're always up in our face when we're busy!

shunshunrikka89 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:27

She's a disgrace to all women. I'd die with happiness if my husband did that for me.

jm42345 5

Thursday 31 May 2012 16:07

oh helll no. thats when u whip out your johnson an give her a mushroom stamp. if u dnt know what that is refer to urbandictionary

jesinuevo 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 7:45

Come over here and massage my back instead!!! I would love it!!! There's nothing sexier than watching my favorite soap while getting a rub down! Then when it's done we'll rub down, if you know what I mean? *raises eyebrows*

shawnwahs 7

Sunday 7 October 2012 17:43

I so feel that pain.

TrashyPineapple 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:43

That is shitty. I have to beg my husband for a freaking 2 minute massage.

boredgirl123 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 2:02

Look, my ex used to do that to me all the time, sometimes I didn't care, but it was mostly annoying, if I wanted a back rub, I'll ask. Quit with your shit.