By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
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MistySky 17

I guess pissy natures run in her side of the family. :(

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kiskraze 7

& that's when you can tell his mother to not come back until he is trained and learns some manners !

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iselinzilla 4

Rub the pissy rug in his face. That'll end that.

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sulitak 27

but it is HER RUG. sorry, but there's a difference between a little splash over and peeing directly on the rug.

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pazuzus_intern 10

Not only is it her rug, but his mom DID put her in charge of watching him, and she DOES have to deal with his behavior. That and that's just wrong, no matter who's kid it is.

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kiaora_fml 11

How about the OP send their nephew over to your house and do the same thing to you

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Needafarm 22

There use to be a time where a village would raise a child and the parents would welcome the discipline that others provided to help make their child a productive member of their society. Now you can't tell someone else's child to "be quiet" or stop acting up in a store without the parent throwing a fit over you talking to their child. Sorry OP that your sister is one of those totally oblivious parents who thinks their kid does nothing wrong. Until the kid can tell the difference between a rug, toilet or a tree, I wouldn't welcome them over again. Also, be careful at her place. Who knows where he has marked his territory there.

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Eloras_Mom 0

I would reword "it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants." It sounds kinda perverse.

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dspolleke 19

It really tied the room together man...

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Old_Harry 4

Whats his name? Woo? Anyway the Chinaman is not the issue here...

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theKevmeister 13

next time you will know not to say anything, and as soon as he starts to go, pick him up, and turn him around so he's facing his mother. Sounds to me like he doesn't have a father in his life, which isn't surprising with how his mom acts. You can try and help the kid out by teaching him some of the things he should have learned at 2, or sit back and watch and when he ends up on the Registered Sex Offender list for public urination when he's 18, just remember to remind her that "you can't expect a little boy to have perfect aim" when she's crying

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LPHeadstrong 8

"it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants"... Really? You didn't see anything wrong with that phrase?

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OverBlossomed 21

Aaaaaaannnnd...my tubes just tied themselves.

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