By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
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MistySky 17

I guess pissy natures run in her side of the family. :(

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kiskraze 7

& that's when you can tell his mother to not come back until he is trained and learns some manners !

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Julianne_sings 10

Sometimes kids do the darndest things.

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Enslaved 36

Hopefully it was the bathroom rug that you can just stick in the washing machine to clean.

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FightMyLiger 19

If she had an heirloom persian rug in the bathroom, that's a YDI.

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29dear 16

that's awful! time for a serious talk with his mom. if he's doing that at his aunt's house, I'd love to know what he's doing at school.

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SWC_Penguin 17

I hate parents who take their kids' side in stuff like this. Whenever we're guests and someone corrects my daughter she looks at me and I say "Their house, their rules!"

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SWC_Penguin 17

Although I want to be clear: "Don't pee on the rug" is also a rule in my own home so this wouldn't have come up with my kids.

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Inkedldd 8

Both need a good spanking. Kid on the butt for doing it and mom across the face for letting it happen.

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mangoqueen 8

Exactly. I mean, I don't want anyone screaming at my kid, but when we're at someone else's house, we respect their rules.

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sulitak 27

I'd let either of the Aunts yell at my boys when they arrive. strangers... probably not. I'd like strangers to tell ME what my kids do wrong. but family... yeah... go ahead and discipline

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FightMyLiger 19

#76 - "Your kid just put all the gerbils in the garbage dis-" (*grinding and gerbilish screams*) "....-posal. Thought I'd let you handle it." And another thing, if your kid is hitting me with things, they become mine. If you aren't there to stop it, that's YOUR fault.

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kentuckyguy 4

Next time you're at the mom's house,drop trou in the middle of the kitchen,look her square in the eyes,and start to take a massive dump...Tell her you're a little drunk,and can't expect a drunk to have perfect timing.

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jem970 19

Why is it so hard for parents to teach their kids proper manners?! And the kid is five! If my kid pulled that id give him carpet cleaner and a tooth brush and tell him to start scrubbing.

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buzz18 7

I have that problem with my puppies a lot. They look at me. Then piss on the floor without hesitation..

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TaytheHuman 8

Don't let them come over anymore

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