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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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By me - 07/03/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML

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By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By NotFamily - 22/03/2021 19:59

Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML

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By LIFT - 23/07/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:51

and you're with him because?

saviisneat 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:00

he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow

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modifiedchick 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:47

YDI for: a) going out with a possessive control freak b) letting him have your facebook password c) actually being spineless enough to allow him to "force" you to say sorry for his insecurities

DizzyLizzy202 0

Monday 15 March 2010 7:00

a) She probably didn't know until it was too late, dumbass. b) She trusted him. c) Have you ever SEEN an abusive person? Have you ever seen anything out of Facebook-land and Bitter Twitter?

badchick202 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:08

omg crazy mofo... my man did da same to me besides the part were he made me say sorry cuz if he made say that i punch him in his shit wtf foreal i told go ahead ******* check my shit and see what happens to your ass foreal... he stoped doing that to me cuz i aint got shit to hide frum ass they do that cuz of insecurity loser but anyways if hes worth it talk to him if not dump his sorry ass

hedgehogs 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:29

He needs to be out of your life NOW. Yesterday would have been better. This is only going to escalate. And once he is gone, I hope you will give some serious thought as to why you let him force you to grovel in the face of his over-the-top insecurity and possessiveness.

DizzyLizzy202 0

Monday 15 March 2010 7:02

FTW.

cady2 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:54

I HATE that. dumb bitch. listen to all the people who I'm sure have told you to dumb his sorry ass. he's controlling. and how exactly did he force you to say sorry?! put a gun to your head? cause that's the Only motherfuckin way somebodys gonna make me do ANYTHING!