By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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Dusty_Busters 15

I hum songs hella loud when I remember embarrassing things

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perdix 29

I'm going from store to store hoarding all the Eggos in SW Wisconsin to take to Noor, and this is how she treats me? Are you people seeing this?

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lyssa_jean 7

Yup thats smart. Do something embarassing, in public, to help stop thinking about your last embarassing moment. Brilliant:)

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polkadots133 3

I re-read this like 4 times and each time I thought, WTF?

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StalwartKitten 4

Be embarrassed when you start to talk to yourself and answer your questions aloud.

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tinkdatank 15

I know what you mean, I do the same thing. FML too.

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