Love: Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting... - FML

By dane - 29/06/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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thewizardseeker 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 1:16

maybe she decided to check out the car to?

GRyphonLJJ 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 1:18

Don't jump to conclusions. There may be a perfectly innocent reason it was there. Maybe she loaned the earrings to a friend? Maybe a group of you were in the car and she rode in the backseat?

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vmorgantank 15

Wednesday 23 March 2016 21:18

How do you know it was her earing

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