Miscellaneous: Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great....

By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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Different together

By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 21:27

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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maz95 17

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:58

I wouldn't lend a razor out..I find the idea very unhygienic.

bluebell707 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:55

D: eww

Comments

juliaannw 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:14

Did she say it was as great as advertised?

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:15

Can I borrow your tooth brush? My toenails need a little scrubbing.

buddy51 23

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:16

Sterilize that bloody razor, OP, or gift it to your roommate. Make a resolution to never share anything with her that might be used on her "nether parts" again... She should have mentioned what part she was shaving so FYL but YDI for lending something like this to anyone else! Lesson learned. Carry on.

Catkam623 27

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:54

She did say what she was gonna use it on she just lied about how far up.

ViviMage 39

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:16

Don't share razors! Blood borne pathogens. Kthanxbi.

vadaaa 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:31

I down voted that comment just for the "kthanxbi"

your_ma 27

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:41

Who on earth shaves their lady parts but not their legs? Personally if I'm planning sexy time I wouldn't want hairy legs :/

Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:46

This might be TMI...but sometimes I'll shave my lady-bits and not my legs, because when pubes start growing back they get itchy so I'll shave them. But if I'm wearing pants that day, I won't bother with my legs because they don't get itchy.

FlashBurn 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:42

Well, there's only one solution... Next time you should suggest Nair works better. I hear it burns.

bowtiemontecarlo 4

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:45

Yea I don't lend ppl razors I buy cheap ones they can just have one. Why buy those expensive razors anyways waist of money.

Grimnirwher9 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:06

etchsanity1 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:22

True if there's a waist to be had a good belt works better than an expensive razor

dancinwookie 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:46

I want a waist of money. A belt made of money would make a statement; it might get you robbed, but at least you're not carrying your wallet around...kind of. It'd take all my moneys to make such an outlandish, gawdy belt.

rhpsfan9 10

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:04

Time to get a new razor head

MyS3lf 24

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:33

Razors are a personal hygiene item. You wouldn't lend her your toothbrush, why on earth would you lend your razor? Hope you learned your lesson. Personal care items are PERSONAL.