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By princessbbee - 18/08/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

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Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By Tigerlily - 03/05/2017 22:00

Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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Needs more training

By catlady'sdaughter - 03/07/2020 17:01

Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML

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babyyappld 7

Friday 19 August 2011 2:21

it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 19 August 2011 2:24

Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)

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Cleao18317 11

Friday 19 August 2011 2:43

Put the litter boxes in the closet.. Then they might notice and use them

dmmcintyre3 8

Friday 19 August 2011 7:35

Yes, put the litter boxes where they are naturally going, seems to get them to use it.

obnoxious3_3_3 1

Friday 19 August 2011 2:45

Kill the cats that simple

ashleylucky16 6

Friday 19 August 2011 4:36

Wowwww... I never look at it in the perspective of a crazy killer and/or animal abuser... Cats are a gateway kill, stay in school kids.

Life_sucks_13 6

Friday 19 August 2011 2:48

Time to take them to the vet! That's a behavioral problem or they could be sick. I had a cat who did that and we gave him up to find out he was diabetic.

bsmith84 0

Friday 19 August 2011 2:49

If you had bought the litter boxes before you got them and trained them immediately when they were kittens... Maybe you wouldn't have this problem. Just saying.

Munchkin13 6

Friday 19 August 2011 2:49

Thats why I'd rather stick to outside dogs

Lady_T 3

Friday 19 August 2011 2:49

Put orange peels in your closet for a few days. Cats really dislike the smell of it and will stay away

weaverald 4

Friday 19 August 2011 2:51

Lemon smelling anything spray near opening of our closet or near your clothes. Works every time. And maybe you shouldn't let your cats on everything either.

AdolfShitler 0

Friday 19 August 2011 2:54

Ydi cuz if you leave a messy room cats will piss everywhere. I know from experience haha

Cleao18317 11

Friday 19 August 2011 8:18

Your picture is Sooo creepy... But I like your name..hi!

Cleao18317 11

Monday 19 September 2011 4:19

That pic is Sooo creepy

steph8608 0

Friday 19 August 2011 2:56

Close the closet! My kitties like to use my bed as a back-up litter box, so they're not allowed in my room :(

NoahEibon 11

Friday 19 August 2011 2:58

Put the litter box in the closet if they prefere it there

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