Intimacy: Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly...

By Kat - 08/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 04:00

Today, I learned that my boss is a pedophile. He knows that I know. This is because he saw me looking at him… on the sex offender registry. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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jujuburd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:22

Ok, how did that guy get a job when I have no record and am unemployed?

Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:35

Wow, well I bet that friend only showed you that 'cause you were getting on her nerves about bragging. Also, You might want to watch your back at night.

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AliSama 17

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:21

read. knowledge is power. http://crime.suite101.com/discussion.cfm/2210

pewpz 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:56

What the hell, #11?! Am I the only one who noticed his/her comment? "He only touched a few little children AND SCREWED THEM UP FOR LIFE, that's all"

Lorelle11 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:47

They were definitely joking so you should just take a breather here....

tokyooo123 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:12

lol #22 im gonna go ahead and assume #11 was joking about the children being no big deal. relax

kagome_eb 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:37

how is he your boss!?

Smiley14_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:10

you dont know what he did...he could have had sex with his 17yr old gf when he was 18

Smiley14_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:18

i just read all these comments and its truly amazing how ignorant most of you people are...read #17 you fools!!

svm_invictvs 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:18

*shrug* if he was fine before you knew that then what makes the difference, really? Your friend is just being small.

Cassy_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:26

#22 and #23: I'm assuming #11 is a troll. Ignore it and it'll go away, feeding the trolls just encourages them ;-)

dammn 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:48

HAHAHA 11 wtf . :P

megmarley 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:07

I don't understand why it's a big deal that a sex offender complimented you. If he didn't try to do anything to you, who cares? There's no reason why sex offenders can't compliment people, the compliments weren't even sexual...