Health: Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with...

By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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robbilee 14

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:54

just paint it or cover it with marker

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

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daddyleo19 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

that sucks lol

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

BloodyHeel 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:06

Nooo, Australia isn't multicultural at all .... ********.

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:06

oh I'm sorry was that inappropriate. I didn't mean it like that I just meant that he wasn't totally screwed. I mean the outback is just full of hard core white ausies.

GothicAngel17 24

Saturday 29 January 2011 13:06

mate, most the people in the outback are aborigine. and the white guys are ******* who think theyr awesome with theyr P plates and theyr nissan patrols. Jus' sayin'...

abstar 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:44

I believe you have watched crocodile Dundee and assumed that was a true representation if Australia. well done.

codbloodedkill3r 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:32

Dude I'm Australian and I've never been to the outback I actually live in the city and just hang with ppl, so yer actually go to Australia be4 u make accusations!

gnarkill313 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:08

easy fix layer the cast with strips of normal printer paper soaked in glue then apply to cast wait till it dries then good as new trust I've broken all my limbs and I have ******* for brothers

katieLOVE095 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:08

white out?

dropdeaddani 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:10

Someone must have fallen asleep with their shoes on...kidding, kidding. FYL, however. That was a jerk move on your dad's part.

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:10

I'm sorry was that inappropriate? I just meant that he isn't totally screwed, I mean common, most of Australia is outback, and the outback is full of hard core white ausies.