By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 005
You deserved it 4 556

Same thing different taste

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redmnky21 8

I suggest you have her arrested because she's nutz and needs medication

flashback_fml 14

You should say psycho not abusive, psycho is more appropriate and doesn't make you look like a pussy.

call the vops teoprt her gor a B&E and animal abuse

I know the sex must have been good beyond belief. You need to file a police report and stay the **** away from her. Sorry to say she's probably not done with you yet. If she was abusing you in the relationship you should have hauled ass at the first sign of it. Get some pepper spray seriously.

Well, if she did that it might be all for the better

Wow, what a twist. Normally it's girls reported this situation... But in all seriousness, that is absolutely horrible, OP! Please tell me you called the police. She should get arrested for animal abuse, plus breaking and entering and maybe even stalking. I'm an animal rights activist, and strongly believe that anyone who harms an animal should have the same thing done to them, ten-fold. So get a fork and stab her with it and see how SHE likes it. Poor hamster. :'(

it's too bad police don't take violence against animals seriously