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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

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By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By JTo - 03/03/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By anonymous - 07/03/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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Saturday 3 October 2009 16:39

Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!

missmasturah 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:24

That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.

Comments

udeserveditbro69 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:50

What. The. ****.

gfox25 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 20:16

ewwwwwwwww. gay men are gross.

elizabeth713 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:36

Well they have a lot in common...

taylorseeey 6

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:57

Good for him

worldclassrager 39

Friday 18 April 2014 21:14

Well then I wonder how long he'd been gay for

chuksnwali 34

Monday 12 May 2014 3:45

wha?

Jxv 15

Monday 2 June 2014 0:33

That's gotta suck!

TonyDobiii 5

Monday 11 August 2014 20:07

HOLY SHIT

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Friday 7 December 2018 7:57

I think I'd rather that then my best friend

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Friday 7 December 2018 7:58

I ****** up. Than*. I never do that and that was a terrible time for such a mistake 😂

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