Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was...

By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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You deserved it 5 734

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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You deserved it 8 146

By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 106

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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You deserved it 122

Spineless

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

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You deserved it 64

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 303

You deserved it 4 023

Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

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You deserved it 3 610

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 197

You deserved it 5 581

By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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You deserved it 1 805

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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You deserved it 42 213

Now listen here, you lot…

By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 941

You deserved it 254

soulpleasures 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:35

what is this? you get charged in the us for receiving a text? land of the free my ass

cheewins 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:20

Making the receiver pay for SMS is totally weak.

Comments

razorp 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:18

haha classic, they should have all said " **** you bitch for wasting two years of my life." it took two years to realize he was childish? girls are stupid

Devikarawr 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:28

thats so bad! i live in england, and we only pay for calls we make and texts we send!

saturnslegacy 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:34

most cell companies have a way of blocking texts from unwanted recipients. I would have done that after text #5

catkat1988 17

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:38

Well, then at least you know you made the right choice in breaking up with him! But seriously, I'm as surprised as all the other commentors that you have to pay for incoming text messages.

marc_with_a_c 3

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:44

exactly.. just don't open any of them and tadam, problem solved.

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:33

So it took you two year to figure out he is pathetic? Somehow that makes you look even more like a loser. YDI

leoofbodom 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:36

what age do you live in? you can get unlimited minutes, texts and interenet for £10 a month.

goldered 2

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:58

No you can't get it for that cheap.

bethosu77 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:56

it's hillarious everyone is saying...OMG!! you have to pay for oncoming texts??? EVER HEAR OF AT

bethosu77 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:00

omg my whole message wasn't displayed! like I was saying ever hear of AT

Starfire22 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 19:38

AT&T... It's ok the comments on facebook are acting wierd...

Ohhaithar 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 5:09

no, a lot of us aren't from america /dumbass

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:13

Better realizing this at two years rather than 11yrs like my friend did. :/ If there is one thing positive you can learn about your relationship: Dating a jerk can open your eyes. at least you know the warning signs next time to avoid dating an ass.