Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was...

By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 552

You deserved it 5 736

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 844

You deserved it 8 147

By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 646

You deserved it 4 106

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 440

You deserved it 123

Spineless

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 439

You deserved it 69

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 4 024

Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 822

You deserved it 3 611

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 200

You deserved it 5 582

By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 853

You deserved it 1 806

By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 164

You deserved it 42 215

Now listen here, you lot…

By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 943

You deserved it 254

soulpleasures 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:35

what is this? you get charged in the us for receiving a text? land of the free my ass

cheewins 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:20

Making the receiver pay for SMS is totally weak.

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GCali4 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:32

omg what a douche, you should be glad you got rid of that jerk... make him pay the 108$

Shokz992 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:40

Wow, that's crazy... For once I'm actually glad I live in the UK >.<

spitfire835 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:49

YDI for not blocking his number. Any dumbass would get the picture after a few texts.

sissypants32 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:56

now that your single give me a call!

GeeksAreFreaks 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 18:59

if you don't open the messages they don't charge you muhahaha :)

FalsePretense 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 19:19

US Cellular gives you free incoming texts :)

I_am_stupid_also 6

Thursday 7 January 2010 19:42

You mean you enjoyed his childishness and anger for the first two years?

blue_mandie4 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 19:58

Don't open them 'cause some cell phone companies won't charge you for them if you don't open them. But if they do charge you then call up your cell company and explain it to them, hopefully they will understand!