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By anon... - 26/08/2016 04:10 - United States - Washington

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML

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fordneagles 34

Friday 26 August 2016 12:41

Always seems to be that whatever your SO is constantly accusing you of, they're almost certainly guilty of. ****** up. You're better off OP, stay strong!

royallymessedup 23

Friday 26 August 2016 12:30

Always seems to happen like that. It may not feel like it at the moment, but you're better off <3 hope you're okay OP

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Artures_way1 23

Saturday 27 August 2016 4:06

How is this even remotely logical???

edward_cooper 10

Saturday 27 August 2016 14:21

levi is that you?

sooner092001 6

Sunday 28 August 2016 20:43

Most of the time if someone is always harping on certain things pertaining to cheating, it means that they are the ones doing said things.

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