By Jessica - 23/03/2013 19:00 - United States - Brighton

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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scottyau 5

What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.

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Pleonasm 35

He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.

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Solano2580 24

is this his house or yours, if it's his, the deal with it and suck it up, if it's yours, then kick him out

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16sparklytrees 13

what did u want him t do beg for u to take him back

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Tattoo_Freak 15

Good for HIM. What on earth were you "hoping for"? He is definitely better off without a vapid narcissist as a girlfriend.

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Cavsfodawin 21

You are obviously a cancerous shitface. I hope he finds someone better than you, although that shouldn't be hard. Good for him that he is finally rid of you. You attention seeking bitches are the cancer of society.

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404wan 19

7 years... that makes me think you probably live together right? did you just expect him to up and leave? i guess it's up to you to **** off then.

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millsjoshua949 12

So you're complaining that he didn't freak out?

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