By Jessica - 23/03/2013 19:00 - United States - Brighton

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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scottyau 5

What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.

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Pleonasm 35

He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.

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xmaximusx 12

Were ya just looking fir negative attention or something?

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Seagulltears 2

It's called "life goes on" or "the sun doesn't revolve around you". At least you didn't end up in a fight? Should make the separation a lot smoother anyway. Be happy and move on because it obviously wasn't working.

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mandapanda394 10

you just feel numb for a bit when your world ends, he'll cry and cry soon enough. he's just in shock.

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madst0rk 4

What the **** were you hoping for your obviously being stupid and as a man with an actual brain he realizes this so get him back if it lasted this long dont toss it away but if you dont hurry hell find someone else

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Jharrist89 12

Why do you care how he feels? You're the one who dumped him lol. Someone has me insecurity issues I think...

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Sigil 11

"Hoping" or expecting? There is a difference.

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Fuzzynavel 10

Did he repeatedly replay the beach volleyball scene? That would explain a lot.

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