By Jessica - 23/03/2013 19:00 - United States - Brighton

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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scottyau 5

What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.

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Pleonasm 35

He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.

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8eight8 14

seven years? he thought it was joking for sure!

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flashback_fml 14

So you are mad that you didn't make him cry like a bitch when you told him you wasted 7 years of his life?

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The_9th_Doctor 18

well, aren't you heartless

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alicespoons 17

Why, were you looking for a dramatic response? I think he took it quite well, while you're the smaller person.

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TheDoctor10 28

I know this was eight months ago, but I'm going to say it anyways. You shouldn't break up with someone just to get a "reaction" You are an attention *****.

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Hurmbifrum 14

Wait, hold up. What again is the point of going out with someone for seven years, only to break up with them...? I'm sure that's why he didn't respond 'how you wanted', either because he's tired of your shit and was happy for it, or because he wanted to show you that you're petty for breaking up with him and that it didn't matter to him.

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fuggotmuggot 14

Well what of he's actually really sad but then tried to play it off.

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dccomics94 12

Awww... Poor little brat didn't cause quite the amount of pain she was hoping to? He's better off without you. Good riddance to you and I hope he finds a nice girl, because that's obviously not you.

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