By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?

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Chidge 0

YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

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fauxfire76 0

Bah. You broke up with her. Should have made her walk.

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genius_man16 0

I agree. You don't deserve it, but it's pretty close.

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lovelykendra5 0

You shouldn't have broke up with her, she obviously loves you.

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MSJ91 1

that doesn't mean he'll ever feel the same. You can't force love

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Ughsucks 0

Love isn't some magical mystical thing you can't force. I'm sure the guy had some retarded reason for doing it... like being bored of sex or something.

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on_a_boat 0

LOL you don't understand relationships very well, do you? Love is a two-way street. He obviously didn't feel the same way about her, and it isn't fair to her to stay in the relationship with half-hearted feelings.

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Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Rookie mistake there. Let her down, and don't stick around afterwards!

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slutsstud 0

Another dumbass on FML! Why the hell would you break up with your gf in a place where you have to drive her home...?! Dumbass!

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TheCookieCrumb 0

Wow and did you just sit there? Probably, Dumbass

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tapesculpture 0

Mine's worse my boyfriend (who was my bff's brother) invited me over his house. So when I got there his mom introduced me to his grandma as "his girlfriend" then after hanging with him for a little bit he broke up with me, and i had to wait in his living room trying not to cry for 15 minutes while my mom came to pick me up in front of him, my friend, and his f*cking grandma. I wanted to die. FML

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sickinlove13 0

ouch. That's a scumbag move. I would've sat on his porch while waiting for my mom. haha.

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muffinsareyummy 1

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, YDI.

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CFR 0

hahaha Karma's a bitch. Did you break up with her on a date or something?

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