Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:53

How the hell did you manage to do that?

chuchurocket 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:58

Next time you "practice", unplug it.

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kitsune3 20

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:13

Uh....I have to wonder why you had the iron near your mouth. Did you stumble and have a really bad hand slip? Were you using it on something close to your face? You should be more careful.

Sparkles2015 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:48

i've done that before!

gunman15 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:52

How?

daniellestatt 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:22

You Sir, Fail At Life Sir.

EpicAnonFail 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:11

That's happened to me before. Except it was my fault because I was curious, so I placed my tongue on the straightener and I bienes my tongue.

july7799 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:41

I do that all the time!!! ha jk how the crap did u do that!

Katen_SLUtah 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:01

Ouch geeze that sucks sorry ;) feel better! Gargle with vanilla extract

DropDeadBlaze 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:20

and you were licking your straightener beeecaaause?

NaticaJai 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:45

How did you do that?! :o

LifeStory32 9

Friday 26 August 2011 5:01

First of all, why would that be anywhere near your mouth???

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