Health: Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident....

By MB - 28/11/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

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By HappyBirthday - 28/05/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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Liability

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 11:00

Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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Dude, shut up

By BiteMe - 28/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I accidently accepted a lunch invitation from an old friend, because I forgot what they're like. Here comes another hour and a half monologue about how great they are. FML

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Beep beep

By iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

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By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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LlamaFlavoured 24

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

...take her to the cinema? ^_^

GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Monday 28 November 2011 11:51

Now you can fart and she wont notice...but they had to be silent ones though.

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The_Troller 14

Monday 28 November 2011 13:16

Take her somewhere cheap and disgusting like McDonalds, she won't notice the difference.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Monday 28 November 2011 13:23

Hopefully for her it's just temporary. Go to the movies, hit up the holiday sales, harass animals at the pet store. There's more fun things to do besides eat. On another note, she can win Fear Factor now.

cntryiscntrywide 0

Monday 28 November 2011 15:24

exactly lol! and if she's overweight shell lose the weight right quick.

TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 28 November 2011 13:26

Mmmm, this tastes great! Can't you just smell it too! How's your lunch?

dethbunny 0

Monday 28 November 2011 15:08

Lol that would be horrible

gardongao 7

Friday 9 December 2011 8:41

yeah~

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 28 November 2011 13:31

Could've saved yourself by passing it off as a joke..? haha :P

Enslaved 36

Monday 28 November 2011 13:49

Wow, your poor friend. I hope it's not permanent. I can't imagine not enjoying food etc.... Micheal Hetchence (singer of INXS) also suffered losing his sense of taste and smell. Him not being able to enjoy the scent of a woman was the beginning stage of his depression.

perdix 29

Monday 28 November 2011 16:59

I don't know why not enjoying the "Scent of a Woman" would cause depression -- it wasn't a very good movie. I did like the way Al Pacino said, "I'd take a flame-thrower to this place. Hoo-hah!"

Enslaved 36

Monday 28 November 2011 18:16

But, I bet after you did watch that movie, (however lame it was) you paid extra close attention and realized just how much "you" enjoyed the smell and taste of your ladies!(:

perdix 29

Monday 28 November 2011 21:35

Yes, the hard way! On my first date following that movie, I took a big whiff and yelled "Hoo-hah!" I got coffee thrown in my face and a kick in the nuts.