By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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redblueviolet 0

Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

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MoonTiger 4

Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Permanent solution to a temporary situation. When you feel like things can't get any worse, remember that they can only get better. Yes it's a little cliched but it's true.

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boatkicker 4

This is what stopped me. My friend called me mid-preperation because I had 'seemed a little off' and she reminded me that even at life's worst, things must get better.

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sourgirl101 28

Posting this must of given you reason to live. FML rocks!!!

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johnw11 0

I think it's a sign to pull the plug..not even them care

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dacman48 0

its a sign. go kill yourself

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Jen_J_the_J 0

nikkers i wasnt talking to u, ur not #11 and i know u didnt say first. calm deary

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shananigans 0

Is it really really bad that I laughed at this before I realized that it was a true story...?

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bluesclues72 0

i dont believe that. someone has to pick up.

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birdsfly01 0

Perdix needs to comment on this. He makes good and amusing points. :))

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