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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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DarkPrince_fml 0

Friday 21 October 2011 0:56

should've mentioned that to him

Beebow_fml 5

Friday 21 October 2011 0:56

Go "check on his house" for him.

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BonerTooLong 1

Friday 21 October 2011 7:46

Dump that asshole not only he is a liar he doesn't really use his brains either he is probably too stupid to give you the life you dreamed of

emilo_fml 0

Friday 21 October 2011 7:49

Well at least you know the smart one in the relationship.

gj1999 3

Friday 21 October 2011 8:04

@185 yes we know he's the smart one for setting up call forwarding.

missalice0306 19

Friday 21 October 2011 8:12

I guess he's the same one who sent a fake error message to that weird girl

melisa_hope 9

Friday 21 October 2011 9:55

He could have forwarded his phone or he is stupid! Who has a house phone anymore anyway?

caity878 0

Friday 21 October 2011 14:03

Ohhh i wouldve been MAD AS HECK

Flickaferret 0

Friday 21 October 2011 14:13

Perhaps you were callings GV number that happens to also ring his house phone?

angryyute 4

Friday 21 October 2011 14:45

Ever hear of call forwarding??

ilikepieandpie 11

Friday 21 October 2011 15:26

call forwarding jackass

dtm3 3

Friday 21 October 2011 15:56

He might have had his home phone forwarded to his cell.

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